ftlouis:

swedish is a very beautiful and deep language

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expertcosmotips:

if you`re under 30 it`s illegal to follow this blog

druggiefresh:

the stupidest thing ive ever done was expect a kleptomaniac to understand my jokes. dude took everything literally.

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o-t-s-u:

I was at an elementary school earlier today and saw a student-made poster that read, “You Can Make a Differents”.

do something differents

mother-ash-dirt:

Sometimes my cooking is so good I want to cry and sing praises in my own ear. 

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guavas:

guavas:

What do you call an illness that only affects classy gentlemen?

A ma’lady

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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

image

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niknak79:

Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment

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ejakulation:

Lmao i went for lunch with this girl from central saint martins and she was crying about how there are no straight boys there and i was like ¿¿¿ girl why are you crying thats heaven

this is my life now